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    August 19

    日子里的段子(六)

     
    照此进度和篇幅,完成纽约游记是一个相当艰苦卓越的过程。所以先打断一下,插播两件最近发生的好玩儿的事。
     
    1. Coffee Break
     
    下午两点半,照例咖啡时间,去Dunkin's Donuts。
     
    最近我的新欢是Frozen Cappoccino(冰冻卡布其诺),其实就是Starbucks Frappoccino的全称而已,味道稍微逊色一点,但是价钱也便宜些。和starbucks一样,我最喜欢的是饮料上面喷一层奶油。虽然很有负罪感,但,没有奶油的Frappoccino怎么能算Frappoccino呢!
     
    排队等的时候,突然发现咖啡除了加普通牛奶,还有脱脂牛奶(skim milk)的选项。恩,不错。
     
    所以等排到我的时候,我脱口就说:“请给我一杯带奶油的、加脱脂牛奶的冰冻卡布其诺。”
     
    柜台大叔表情一下子就很纠结,像看外星人一样看着我:“带奶油??还用脱脂牛奶??”
     
    我突然明白过来,怪不好意思的小声说,“。。。Never Mind。加奶油就好。”
     
    2. 过安检
     
    这还是在纽约的事了。话说去看自由女神要在渡船码头过安检。
     
    有两条队,我排在一条,其他三个排在另一条。另一条前面有四五个身着色彩鲜艳民族服装的圆筒形印度大妈。印度和俄罗斯女性的一个共同点是,不乏年轻美貌身材绝好的mm,但结婚生子后清一色全部变成水桶。
     
    扯远。Eric估计有种族主义倾向,突然说,“咦,这么多印度人,我不要排这条队。”于是Eric连同黄mm过来排在我这条队。
     
    Jey倒是不以为然,“我喜欢咖喱,我喜欢印度!我排在这队好了!”
     
    结果等我们都通过安检,过了好一会儿,才见Jey出来。
     
    只见她土着脸,郁闷的说,“咳,以后再也不排在印度人后面了。”
    “为什么?”我问。
     
    “那些印度大妈每个都戴着一大堆手镯、项链,脱都要脱半天!”
     
    Open-mouthed哈哈,看来以后再过各种安检可以引以为戒了。无关种族主义哈。
     
     

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    Frappoccino,我也很爱
    Aug. 20
    Jeywrote:
    LOL!! can't believe you remember this!

    by the way, my frappuccino doesn't come with whipped cream ;)
    Aug. 20
    呱呱wrote:
    哈哈哈哈!!!!
    Aug. 20
    Xuewrote:
    哈哈
    Aug. 19

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